About Min Shepherd
Someone once called me the “meanest person [she's] ever met,” yet still invited me to her birthday party. That’s how charming I am. If you’re not convinced, stand next to me on a crowded metro during rush hour and breathe through your mouth. Actually, don’t–that’s disgusting; who raised you? I strongly believe that ultimately, mouths were made for shoving…food into. I currently have no one to cook for but am accepting applications on a rolling basis.