Double cheeseburger

"This roadside burger stand is the original. You can enjoy a sloppy griddle burger and a PBR (or another beer from their great list). It's the real deal."

"This is my three-year-old daughter, Noa's, favorite place to lunch. The burger to bun ratio is perfect."

"How is this burger not a Schedule I controlled substance yet? Make sure to go during off hours to avoid Soviet-era lines, and go for breakfast to get the smoked chicken tacos."